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TorquemadaXL · Oct 02, 2008, 08:07 AM // 08:07

The Slowpoke (Ophelya Bright)

-General-
The Slowpoke is that type of Class that all secretly loves and, at the same time, everyone is too much ashamed to use. He relies... no he doesn't rely... he wait for things to happens. That's it. (From the rules, no more then 5 sentences, no less then 2... ooow... I wrote 3! Damn!)

-Explanation-
The Slowpoke ability has the power to redirect all the work to be done to others, but he's not a leecher, he contributes actively (for a Slowpoke obviously) in the party dynamics with all his abilities... ehm with all his ability.

Class Role: Selfish Support
Armor Level: 10-25 Al
Energy Level: 10 with 2 pips of regen (damn! I'm a Slowpoke or not?)
Health Level: 600 HP (Slowpokes are so damn healthy!)
Range type: Wide Ranged (too much work walkin' around, dude!)

-The Armor-
The Slowpoke wield his armor with the pride of the family tradition, in fact his "Singlet" normally belonged to his grandparents. Other pieces of the armor are the "Shorts", "Clog", and a common leather Wristband, not that much expensive... i'm always a Slowpoke... it's hard for me to find a job!
Armor Level is stated to 10 and increses with time... the higher the time u wield always the same robe, the dirty they get, the more they protect you. (That may be the summa of the Slowpoke Phylosophiae). Using GW Level Chart we can assume that till level 5 the Slowpoke has 10 AL raising 1 point for every level he gains. If he doesn't change his cloths! If for some strange reason that may happens... he loses levels too (In Slowpoke history that has never been recorded... maybe coz it's too damn work to record that things...)

-Attributes-
Main Slowpoke attribute is "Boredom" but if u keep the level low he doesn't care. When you reach the highest level the constitution of the Slowpoke changes (he finally learnt how to be proficient in Slowpoking) the attribute points u spend in boredom are automatically redirected and spent in equal manner (Do u know how much work involves thinking in a different way of redistribute?) to the other 2 Slowpoke's attribute. This attribute has no effect at all.

Drowsiness is the second attribute and it has the same usefulness of the main one. Its effect is to give the Slowpoke a drowsy walk style.

Lazyness is the last attribute (don't forgot i'm a Slowpoke, I don't care and I need to work as less as possible). All the skills (1) of the Slowpoke rely on this attribute.

-The Items-
The correct name is Items or Stuff, coz they're not properly "weapons". Slowpoke usually come with 2 sets of stuff:

Lighter (main hand) and Pack of cigarettes (offhand)
Beer Maß (two handed stuff) (Dude! it's a MAß!)

Only know attribute for SP's (oh... finally... less work for me!) stuff is Drowsiness (so u have to put points in it... eheh... cmon it's fun to walk that way!).
Lighters (medium ranged weapon) works like wands and deal "Almost Fire" damage (that's not an elemental damage...).Damage range is from 3-5
Cigarettes gives the SP 8 energy point (assume them as a focus) but have the drowback to lessen the health of the SP of 10 HP per minute as long as they're equipped with a Lighter.
Beer Maß (Point Blank ranged weapon) have the charateristics of both 2 orevious items, the only difference is that double the Drowsiness effect on the walk and has a PBAoE damage effect (have u ever seen a Maas full of Beer falling on the ground?) that gives the SP a Rage Skill (like the one of mobs in DoA). That has the only effect of let him speak in a very very very bad way. Bad guy!

-The Skill(s)-

(I don't have any right on posting this image or the one attached, either I dunno if i can... mods plz don't be rude!)

Call of the Emos: (PvE Skill) [Elite Spell] Cost: 18e; Casting Time: 120 secs (no hurry plz... live ur life and let me live mine); Recharge Time: doesn't recharge.
Description (full): During the casting of this very selfish and powerful spell the SP cannot be hurt, interrupted, or else... he's immune to all and everything and neither portals cannot be crossed. All the stuff to be triggered are triggered (NPC, walls, ballistae... u know what stuff), all the cinematics are skipped, all the non-hostile creatures in all the area you're visiting that has to become hostile, turn hostile. During all the "Casting Time" the SP performs the animation of the emote "/scratch". When the casting is finished all the hostile creatures in the area you're visiting are slained, all the loot teleports to you and a PT (Personal Trader dude! not Trainer) is summoned which automatically converts in golds all the unwanted loot or salvage them or put a sale thread in Ventari's Corner at a rightfull price. (I'm a SlowPoke not a SharkPool).
Description (Concise): DOH! All mine!

No other skills... do u need something else in PvE? In PvP go play something else... SLOWPOKE!

A lot of work to write that silly stuff up here... but a lot of fun (for me) too. I hope u enjoy it a little bit.

bam23 · Oct 02, 2008, 08:53 AM // 08:53

sounds op tbh

TorquemadaXL · Oct 02, 2008, 09:11 AM // 09:11

GUYS!
Bam23 candidates for Slowpoke!

"sounds op tbh" ???
what it means?
"Over powered to be honest" ?
"Organized play in Teddy Bear Hospital" ?
"Outreach Program in Tyramine Beta Hydroxylase" or what else?

(find them in Acronyms Dictionary)

No offense Bam, i'm just kidding here, hope u have fun reading it, coz that's it purpose. Other peoples create Concept Classes to have fun playing them, i created this one to have u have fun reading it.

Cheers!

ajc2123 · Oct 02, 2008, 02:24 PM // 14:24

This thread is made of win!

TorquemadaXL · Oct 02, 2008, 06:55 PM // 18:55

Woah!
It seems that the Slowpoke has a fan!
THX VVVVVM!
/bow

Deadshot Seven · Oct 02, 2008, 11:51 PM // 23:51

Question? Are they pink and have a tail?